you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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