Rock
Scissors
Fuck
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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