No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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