Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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