How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Randomize
