rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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