i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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