So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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