did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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