yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize