So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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