can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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