I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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