We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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