Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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