He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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