New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Is it penis luge time yet?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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