windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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