i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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