My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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