Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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