Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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