the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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