You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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