im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Randomize
