Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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