whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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