If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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