he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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