FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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