You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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