She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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