brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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