it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
