I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
im having a threesome with these popsicles
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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