I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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