that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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