I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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