It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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