i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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