My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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