The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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