no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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