At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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