I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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