she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
the raccoons are back...
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