it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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