My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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