I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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