At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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