I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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