We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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