first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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