that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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