What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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