Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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