When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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